Tuesday, October 18, 2011

mug wine


With the fine summer weather dwindling away, it would be downright rude not to curl up under the covers and sip on some big red gulp. Now I don’t pretend to know very much about wine but can happily invent all sorts of pompous descriptions if I am in company and feel the need to show off. After a couple of glasses the words just tumble off my tongue… Yes, I can detect undertones of cinnamon with a hint of distressed truffle - gentle ripples of vanilla radiating through the soft shades of elderflower… or my favourite, whispers of nutmeg enveloping echoes of rich oak ( I know right!)
  
In a mixture of boredom and desperation, I thought, I'll drink this liquid out of a mug, that's the correct medium for this bad boy. 

Feeling bullied by your rough red wine? Drink it from a mug! With a mug, you are in charge, you call the shots, you get a Hemingwayesque sensation in the thorax as if you were a Partisan up in the mountains, slaking your thirst before a) wenching b) killing Fascists.


Drink up!
em xo

2 comments:

  1. Can't beat a mug of wine, and as the winter kicks in a short trip through the microwave before a good hearty slurp...sugar to taste, classy!!!

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  2. hahaahh you have outdone yourself Mr. Sloman!

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