1. a woman sitting beside me cutting her toe nails. yes, really. toe nails.
2. an unusual Asian man sifting through a self made photo album which consisted of himself dressed up as various superheros (batman, superman) with weight and measurements beside every photo and amateur photos of woman in obscure angles (butt and crotch shots mostly). He went on to draw (and was in fact, very talented) a picture of a scantily clad woman on the front of his Sport Illustrated magazine. However, due to his attention deficit kept stopping and going back to stare at woman in his photo album.
3. a extremely drugged or drunk (or both) gay man with a purple mohawk reading the newspaper upside down and screaming out of the subway to people to "go suck dicks".
em xo
No comments:
Post a Comment